At this level, we have to contemplate the likelihood that complaining about Martha’s Winery is simply Dershowitz’s kink. He’s spent years bemoaning the truth that no person on the famed trip spot likes him and even threatening authorized motion for perceived slights. Quite than simply spend his summers in MAGA nation the place his function as a Trump apologist wouldn’t trigger a stir, he persists in returning to the island the place he’s so egregiously silenced leaving his voice no different outlet than his bestselling books and 173,000+ YouTube subscribers.
Final week, he informed his followers “I’m suing,” after a pierogi vendor refused to sell to him due to Dershowitz’s politics and who he’s represented. Such a lawsuit could sound frivolous — as a result of it’s, as political views usually are not a protected class — however it does make for a quick podcast title!
Over the weekend, extra particulars emerged with Crooked Media correspondent Matt Berg securing a duplicate of the police report and writing about it for his newsletter (snippet included on his social media).
And if you happen to’re simply imagining what it should appear to be for the Harvard Regulation Emeritus to commit his trip time to venting about pierogies, you don’t need to. As a result of as the outline notes, there’s a video of his dialog with the police!
Can somebody get this man an empanada or one thing?
However this episode does increase an essential query: the place does he go from right here? Dershowitz complaining about Martha’s Winery is the MCU of authorized schadenfreude and we’ve watched him advance from generalized gripes, to getting in a yelling match with Larry David to going after the public library for not inviting him to talk… however what tops “threatening to sue over Polish dumplings”? That is his Endgame!
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